Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Dick very happy bro
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize