he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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