you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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