i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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