he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i drank out of a bidet.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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