Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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