ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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