He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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