I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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