We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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