Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't think brook has ever known best
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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