Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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