she looked like the bat from fern gully.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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