haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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