Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize