Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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