Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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