laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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