Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I need a burrito and a hug.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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