Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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