Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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