If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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