I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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