Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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