Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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