Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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