Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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