I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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