So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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