So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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