i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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