You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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