i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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