Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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