careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
