Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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