You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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