oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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