i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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