Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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