got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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