i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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