Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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