Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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