you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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