Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Found the puke drawer
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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