Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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