dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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