): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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