in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just threw up on my dentist
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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