so that wasnt chicken after all
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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