so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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