shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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